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Felghana Patch “Release” Anniversary 2009 & “Fan” Appreciation Day!

** Thursday January 29, 2009

*cracks knuckles*

Greetings my cheap, stingy, thuggish, spoiled-rotten, free-for-me bottom-feeding, something-for-nothing, warez butt-pirating degenerates a.k.a. “fans” (Gosh Mr. NightWolve, that litany just keeps getting longer & longer… must think you’re funny or something, huh?)! Well, what do you say we have a little heart-to-heart today, huh?? I know, it’ll be rather difficult since I’m not very diplomatic and tend to be bombastic for my own personal amusement at times and yesss, yesss, I AM an arrogant, egotistical, GREEDY son-of-a-bitch, it’s ALL true, while on the other hand, ~98% of you are INSANELY generous, humble, polite, friendly, show no signs of arrogance in any way, shape or form, basically are all around wonderful little angels, pure as the wind-driven snow that never butt-pirated a damn thing in your otherwise miserable fucking lives, but what the hell…

The fact is, you’re the REAL Falcom fans, the unsung heroes and I see that now, while I’m just a profiteer, an impostor looking to make a quick buck! As a result, I could never truly love Falcom and Ys the way you fine folks do because I’ve made money an issue (or lack thereof) while most of you would NEVER dream of doing so (and, haha, 98% of you NEVER did, go figure!)… Thus, I’ve had you pegged all wrong from the get-go! It is my greed, not your appearance of warezy stinginess that is the problem! It is my attitude, not yours that is the problem! For failing to recognize who really is at fault in all of this, namely me, I am truly sorry! I really hope we can bury the hatchet and ALL UNITE, butt-pirate and Falcom owner alike, under the banner of Ys, cause after all, that’s what this is all about, isn’t it ? Well, isn’t it ?? The unifying power of Ysssssssssss! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!

So right about now you might be wondering what prompted this drive-by rant and why did I deviate back into this subject matter when I was doing just fine dealing with the neo-Marxist Prezident BabyKiller…? Well, do ya know what today is?? Today marks the 2 year anniversary of the Felghana patch leak… Yessssss, that’s right! Many of you fucks little darlings remember that day, I’m sure, cause you scored the patch early without having to donate anything for it, right?? January 29, 2007 3:21 PM PT, a day of infamy, when a warez thug decided to create an account named “GF_Alt” on the decidedly uncivilized website union of GayFAQs/GaySpot in order to short-circuit my donate-for-early-access program, pretty much the ONLY technique that ever gets you prickly, freeloading, miserable fucks to open your damn wallets (at least, for those of you outside of the teenage warez crowd that have a wallet)…

The leaker’s exact words were, “Enjoy. Here’s an alternate link in case he removes that directory. His greedy donation scheme has gone far enough.” which show his motivations and in his treachery, he was quite successful as a warez hero since once word spread of the patch’s leak, the donation frequency to obtain it from me dropped from 3-4 per day, to 3-4 per week, etc. only to exponentially decline further in the following weeks… I estimate the damages/losses to have been anywhere from $1000-$1500 which certainly isn’t easy to forget… It is interesting in some respects how it took only one little degenerate to fuck things up pretty good, a degenerate that to this day continues to remain anonymous/unidentified unfortunately… Oh, I’ve had theories such as one zmonkey/boilerplate, a raging militant psycho, but I was unable to go forward with a means for 100% identification, thus whoever he is, he continues to remain in my email list of donators, and no doubt he occasionally lurks about to this day, cackling away with a prickly smile on his face at his accomplishment. I figured by now he would’ve bragged to me directly about it, but he’s been completely silent ever since…

So… here we are, 2 years and 10,000+ Felghana patch installations later (yeah, that’s right, patch version-checking counts your freeloading asses), the donation frequency/ratio stands at just about 2 donators per every 98 freeloaders, or ~2% (+1%), meaning that ~9,800 out of 10,000+ (98%) of you wonderful little angels chose to do the usual, that is, to freeload! Essentially, 2 years more time has changed very little since you’ve remained VERY impressive freeloaders! Very “conservative” of you, yesss? You dug in and stuck to your “it’s supposed to be 100% free” guns, eh? Well, good job cheap, stingy, degenerate fucks my “fans!” Good job! My hats off to you! Heh, you know, I look at these statistics from over the years and I occasionally just scratch my head wondering, man, how good would somebody have to make a patch for you fucks people to ever consider donating at a respectable rate? What would it take to get that donator ratio up to say 10% at least, I’ve asked myself? Perhaps my patches must not good enough for you, eh? They come close, but not close enough, yeah? They just don’t cross past that line between “I’m not paying shit for this!” versus “Hey, this IS worth paying something for!”, right ? Well, apparently so…

Seriously though, you are some really amazing fucks “fans…” On one hand, you can be found at various places whining about how the US never gets enough Ys localizations, but on the other, as is now so evident, you ARE NOT willing to put your money where your mouth is when it gets down to it, are you?? Heh. In my case, you’ve done nearly everything possible, given me so many reasons to quit, I mean, indirectly with your rampant, carefree freeloading, and others, directly with the demonstration of your so very very intimidating “flame master of disaster” skillz… I do wonder what the sales figures were exactly of Konami’s Ys VI PS2 port with warez butt-pirating maniacs “fans” like you on the loose… I can’t imagine that did very well (as far as what I heard, it didn’t). PLEASE BRING US MORE YS GAMES OFFICIALLY BUT KNOW THAT WE AIN’T PAYIN’ SHIT FOR ‘EM IF WE CAN HELP IT!!!! HEHEHHEHEHEHE!

It really does amaze me to this day given that you could lift a masterpiece of a game like Felghana off a torrent network or whatever, saving yourself, goodness, anywhere from $60 to $100 bucks and import taxes in some cases, but yet donating $5+ bucks for my translation project efforts was just SO out of the question for your freeloading degenerate minds… REALLY, WHAT is THAT all about? It fascinates me, it does! You couldn’t handle mere chump change, the average cost of a beer, really…?? You were asked essentially to trade ONE of your minimum wage working hours ($5 before the increase to $7) for thousands of my programming hours across several years… Hardly unreasonable by any rational, logical standard… BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT!!! That warez free-for-me mind of yours couldn’t process the VERY concept… What was it you told me, hmmm? $5 was “greedy,” a “scam,” right? And was this before or after you pirated the game? Of course, there’s nothing “greedy” about butt-pirating, filling your warez coffers, freeloading, stinginess, cheapness, etc. right?? Man, if I didn’t have a sense of humor considering your antics I’d have gone crazy long time ago trying to figure you out….

Well, let’s elaborate on that attitude further, shall we??? I’m not an expert, but I’d say it goes something like this: “PAY YOU? HAH! NEVER! NEVER, I SAY! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING FREE, DAMMIT!! DO YOU GET ME??? IF I HAVE TO GIVE YOU MONEY, IT WOULD BE IMMORAL! I’M SPECIAL!! I’M SUPPOSED TO GET THE PATCH HANDED TO ME FOR FREE CAUSE THAT’S HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK!! THAT IS THE ONLY MORAL OUTCOME HERE: I GET THE PATCH, YOU GET THE MIDDLE FINGER, AND NEARLY EVERYBODY’S HAPPY (SAY EXCEPT FOR YOU OBVIOUSLY, BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT!)! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY, GET WITH THE PROGRAM MR. NIGHTWOLVE AND STOP YOUR GODDAMN BITCHING, BIOTCH!!! IT’S GETTING TIRING ALREADY!!! AND WHEN OH WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FINISH SOMETHING ELSE SO I CAN GET MY GREEDY FREELOADING HANDS ON THAT TOO?????? WHEN, I SAY? MAYBE I’LL THINK ABOUT DONATING THEN…. YOU NEVER KNOW, RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH, LET’S GO WITH THAT MR. NIGHTWOLVE… FINISH FELGHANA OR ANOTHER PROJECT LIKE YS ORIGIN AND THEN I’LL THINK ABOUT DONATING!!!! HONEST, I SWEAR! I CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO DIE!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!

Does that about your capture your thought process, you miserable, freeloading spoiled fucks? Hmmmmm? How accurate am I? How close am I?

Let’s wrap this up and get to what the main purpose of this post was all about… By now, that short-tempered warez mind of yours has no doubt been wondering what’s with that newly added download to a Felghana patch…? Is this a trick? What’s going on here? What the fuck is he up to this time? Did this asshole NightWolve finally add the completed Mural images and actually finish the damn thing?? Or, did he stuff a virus in it?? How can the big, bad, evil NightWolve ever be trusted again after what he said he was gonna do? Well, first observe that the link says BETA… Awwwwww, I know how seeing that must’ve been a huge disappointment for ya… Were you by chance hoping for “change?” Something different, something new after ALL this time? A reward for all your patient waiting (as well as pirating, but I digress)? Heh-heh. I’m afraid that day is NOT today… Sorry, my fabulouso “fans”… I let ya down didn’t I ??

Alrighty, well, you know where we’re going with this… I had decided it’d be rather amusing to commemorate the 2 year anniversary by giving you MORE of the SAME!! That’s right! I’ve “preserved” the patch 100% FOR YOU, the “fan,” (get it, get it? I’m presenting inaction as action) just as it was when GF_Alt decided to get into the patch distribution business and leak it 2 years ago to the day! No need to throw your email address around in posts anymore, lie about owning the game (word of advice: you sorry fucks aren’t any good at lying, so just stick to what you ARE good at: pirating), and then expect another fellow warez degenerate to email you the patch in his leisurely…. No no no no no no, that nonsense will no longer be necessary you silly, embarrassing, thieving fucks! As of today, it’s official, you can get the VERY SAME patch from the source, right here… And you can trust me cause, yeah, I wouldn’t fuck you….. NOT YOU!!!! You’ve all been so good to me and I have no reason whatsoever to hate/detest you…. Rrrright? You are the overwhelming, near-unanimous majority of my “fans” after all… ūüėČ No matter what I do when it comes to the fan translation gig, aside from permanently retiring, I’ll always be stuck with you, much like you’ll always be stuck on stupid. This is the sad, inescapable reality…


Inauguration Day of the certified BabyKiller (Ya ain’t *my* prezident…)

Well folks, WELCOME to The Obama Nation: 2009-2012! It’s official… Are you excited? Are you excited for the¬†“change” that is coming, whatever¬†said ambiguous “change” (oldest fucking recycled political slogan in the book) really means in the eyes of the messiah?¬†Buh-bye Bush, make way for the charismatic, Saul Alinsky-trained, neo-Marxist BabyKiller to step in… Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out, kekekekeke…. <Howard Dean>Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh</Howard Dean>, or not… ūüôĀ

It is truly remarkable in many ways considering how much he contrasts to past presidents… As I pointed out, he’s the first decidedly pro-infanticide candidate for one, no question about it… Sorry, but that is¬†not an exaggeration, a smear, a distortion… Unbelievably, it is the truth. Now, I don’t have a firm position on abortion, I don’t; I’m torn when it¬†comes to¬†hard cases, but I do feel I have a good bullshit detector and know that the Supreme Court’s Roe v. Wade “decision” was utter bullshit… I¬†also know that when a baby is born after a botched last-minute abortion, and you single-handedly, unilaterally try to block proposed legislation to protect said baby in THOSE particular circumstances, a baby¬†that¬†is outside of the womb, that¬†is SURELY not a “threat to the life of the mother” and is¬†simply left crying on a table to die, etc. but your logic is that because it was targeted for assassination inside the womb, the original intentions must STILL be carried out outside of the womb (to paraphrase his words, “such legislation would burden the original decision”), you¬†ARE an uncivilized fucking barbarian… Yessss, you’re exactly what your 60’s radical friends use to call Vietnam veterans returning home from the war: babykiller(s)! In that context, in THOSE circumstances, it becomes black’n’white, straight-up assassination… It’s not a clump of cells, an embryo, etc. it’s a fully formed human baby taken out with the trash after it dies 10-30 minutes after the fact… Nuff said there. The fact that he was the lone ranger on this, the ONLY one that tried to stop this legislation which later passed unanimously after he left the Illinois State Legislature earns him, in my humble view, official babykiller status! Let him be known as Barack “BabyKiller” Obama throughout his presidency. Actually, I’ll settle for using “President BabyKiller” when I’m not using Barack-Iraq NOT-THAT-HUSSEIN Obama-Osama-YoMama-Alabama…

The other contrast (there are many, but I’ll just note one more) that stands out for me is whereas presidents such as Ronald Reagan fought Marxist-Communists around the world (as well as here at home for that matter), Barack on the other hand is friends with tons of them as I’ve repetitously pointed out, two of which use to engage in a low-level civil war (typical revolutionary douchebags seeking to impose their “utopia” on the rest of us) in the 60’s by planting bombs in various governmental buildings such as Police HQs, the Pentagon, even the Capitol, etc. My God, he works in a place his friends tried to BOMB 40 years ago… Heh-heh, my my how we’ve “changed…” It’s become more and more clear the 60’s freaks and their counterculture¬†values¬†are running the show these days. You would think communist-terrorists would at least be ostracized for their past actions, right? Right??? <Auhnold>WRONG</Auhnold>, Bill Ayers and his Charles Manson-loving wife have been doing quite well for themselves and leave it to the disgraceful and always repugnant Arianna Huffington to give Bill Ayers blogspace over at Huffington Post. I salute her as this permanently discredits her and the far, far ultra-left-wing rag of a website she set up… Birds of a feather flock together has never been more appropriate here. Anyway, the quite influential, yet not well-known, Antonio Gramsci,¬†a late Italian Marxist intellectual would be quite proud today of these “historic” election results… Barack is his boy through and through as has become the democrat party more and more…

So, congratulations President BabyKiller! You won… You did what you had to do: you lied about McCain, you demagogued where needed, you told us McLame was running for Bush’s 4th term but didn’t bother to volunteer the fact that you were kinda running for B.J. Clinton’s 3rd term (weren’t cha?), what with all the Clintonistas you seem to be bringing back into WhiteHouse, even selecting Mrs. B.J. Clinton herself as Secretary of State… Nice… You successfully bought the presidency with the nearly $1 billion that was raised, a feat shattering all previous known records (“fundraising outpaced combined total of Bush and Kerry in 2004 election” – ChicagoTribune). How about that ?? Gotta give ‘im credit where credit is due…

The question now is: What kind of a nation¬†can we expect with Barack-Iraq NOT-THAT-HUSSEIN Obama-Osama-YoMama-Alabama and a democrat-controlled Congress??? In Obama Nation, every time legal bullies such as the ACLU or other like-minded Marxist organizations bring forward a law suit, they WIN! You see, for Marxist radicals, you can’t leave things like that to chance, to honest interpretation of the law, the Constitution, etc. No no no no… You NEED a rigged system, a system packed with lapdogs that always “make the right decision” regardless of what the law says… You NEED to insulate the system from future democratic results and accountability which is automatic with a corrupt judge and a lifetime appointment (much like a bad professor and tenure)… Why limit/restrict yourself to the actual “words” in the Constitution or other body of law when they don’t square with your own personal policy preferences? That’s so outdated… You’ve got an agenda to advance after all and cannot allow little annoying things like decency, honor, rule-of-law, democracy, etc. to stand in the way… Democracy is just a bourgeois dictatorship when the knuckle-dragging redneck/hick/reactionary/throwback majority¬†doesn’t see things your way and you know you’re so much more¬†smarter and enlightened than they are, so FUCK ‘EM FUCK ‘EM FUCK ‘EM in those cases which is what radical, corrupted courts are for!!¬†So, in short, a federal court system packed with Marxist lapdogs ready & willing to make wild decisions, taking activism to a whole new level, will be one characteristic of Obama Nation… Barack “thinks” that the Warren court wasn’t “all that radical” which provides quite an indication of where he’d like to take the strategy of court-packing, one of FDR’s favorites which led to the short-circuiting of the Constitution’s safeguards against federal centralization among many other unconstitutional changes…

NightWolve, you¬†DO know you’re supposed shut the hell up and fall in line as this is a historic occasion, right? I mean, a black man from Kenya fertilized a white woman from Kansas and out came cokehead Barack the BabyKiller who went on to become President, so you gotta recognize the historic nature of this event and do your patriotic duty by supporting and wishing him a successful presidency!!!! OH FUCKING REALLY???? REEAAALLLLY??? Anybody remember that being the drive-by media’s template when Clarence Thomas was nominated for the Supreme Court? No, he was targetted for COMPLETE destruction… A high-tech lynching as he put it… His crime? He would honestly interpret the Consitution and not make up bullshit as he went along (thus a threat to Roe v. Wade)… He was to receive NO BENEFIT whatsoever for being black, so when it comes to ideology, make no mistake, the neo-Marxist Left picks and chooses who is to receive such a benefit when/if¬†he/she is¬†one of “theirs.”

When any republican president was elected, did the democrats, the drive-by media ever wish them a “successful presidency?” Unheard of… You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! The insult to our intelligence is so breathtakingly astounding. It’s the fucking Twilight Zone… Seriously, does anybody remember that when Reagan won? The opposition wishing him a “successful presidency?” How about when Bush the elder won? How about this Bush???? Hahaha, fuck noooooo… The discussion back in 2000 (aside from how the election was stolen) after he won was about wanting, in midstream, to abort/abolish the electoral college¬†because it didn’t produce the desired result, a powergrab for democrats of epic proportions since they control the big cities and such a change would almost guarantee them future wins for decades to come! Always with their situational/ever-evolving ethics!!

No, I’m sorry, but he’s NOT my president and I pray that he fails with most of his policies that I oppose as would any other normal person would OTHERWISE I’D BE A FUCKING DEMOCRAT… I didn’t vote for him and NEVER would or could. I was left with a trinity of choices, that’s right, 3… My choices were¬†writing in 1) Ronald Reagan, 2) Mickey Mouse (yes, my protest votes), or 3) John McLame… I chose option (3) John McLame as the election drew closer… The reasons being (a)¬†I came to my senses thinking about the wild-eyed ACLU lunatic judges that Barack would pack the federal courts with, (b) I liked the Sarah Palin VP pick (Whatever is said about her and the poor interviews that set her back, she’ll always be¬†a better VP pick¬†than Joe “Plugs” Biden, formerly THE dumbest man in the Senate as Mark Levin long ago rightfully labeled him…) and (c) whatever differences I have with McLame, he at least FOUGHT for¬†our country in Vietnam against communists, in contrast with Barack who befriended two 60’s communist fucktard terrorists who BOMBED¬†our country…¬†FOUGHT for¬†our country versus befriending folks that FOUGHT/BOMBED our country… QUITE THE FUCKING CONTRAST AND WINNING ARGUMENT FOR ME!!!¬†Yeah, a real regular FUCKING Bob Hope kind of “patriot,” isn’t he? Uh-oh, wait, is that¬†me questioning his excessive, flag-waving “patriotism” again? Heh,¬†I still remember how he desparately tried to cover up his extensive friendship/relationship with Billy “the bomb-thrower” Ayers and the wife, but the truth came out drip by drip… A far cry from his “he was just a guy in the neighborhood” horseshit defense… Well, sorry President Ba-KillBabyWithA-rack NOT-THAT-HUSSEIN Obama,¬†I haven’t forgotten and never will.

The BARE minimum that I can do is promise to be a tad more respectful than Bush-deranged haters ever were to Bush. That’s about it… Since the neo-Marxist Left has set the bar so low for treatment of a president, it won’t be that difficult to be slightly more respectful relative to what they did (e.g. Bush=Hitler=Madman, allowed 9/11 to happen for political gain, joking about his assassination, making movies about his assassination, etc.). Surely, it can’t be that hard to avoid being the equivalent¬†Michael Moore,¬†Keith Overbite, Al Fraken, George Soros, etc., the hard Left’s favored political hitmen and financiers.

Speaking of the vile Al Fraken, it would appear the thuggish, tax-cheating, political hitman turned radio host has succeeded in stealing the Minnesota senatorial election and thus can add politician to his resume… A new era of “bipartisanship” is surely on its way with a guy¬†of Al Fraken’s caliber…¬†WHAT was Minnesota thinking?? We’re gonna¬†be stuck with him in the senate for 6 years because of some magic ballots that kept appearing and favoring him as the recount was taking place? Good God… This election was such a massacre of epic proportions and¬†I wonder how competitive the GOP can be in the next election…


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