** Ys F.A.N.s (Freeloading. Asshole. Nerds.) **
~8+ years of butt-pirating & freeloading at a rate of 97-99%! Congratulations, spoiled brats!
Most, most impressive!!!!

To keep you informed, I thought I’d post basically a scorecard of downloads v. donations after the recent “release” of the good ole 2 year old Felghana BETA patch… ūüėȬ† Mediafire reports about 450 downloads and I have since received 17 donations as of January 29th! So, if you just take that sample of Ys “fans” and¬†the 1.5 month timeline,¬†the donation/download ratio comes out to¬†a whopping 4%! Ah, but not so fast though; see, there’s a wrinkle in the equation¬†as not all 17 donators were new… A few of my¬†past supporters saw my previous rant and decided to donate again, basically feeling the need to pick up the slack for the rest of you miserable freeloading fucks!¬† So, going through my paypal account and doing some quick fact-checking, I found that only 12 out of the 17 donators were new. Thus, 12/450 makes for only¬†a¬†2.6% ratio!!! Only 12 new donators after 450 downloads… though I can’t say how many who downloaded the patch were “new” and not repeat customers…

So there you go, it’s still pretty much same ole, same ole, the majority still love to dodge the paypal icon that is displayed on the first screen when you run any of my NSIS patches… Anyway, this was an interesting experiment (though I knew full well in advance how it would turn out) and so the conclusion stands: Ys “fans” are STILL teh greatest!! Heh-heh… You little videogame thieving fucks still love the status quo: I make it, you take it; I upload it, you download it; I produce it, you consume it! That’s all you bitches are good for: bandwidth consumption!¬†Congrats! You’re the winner¬†at the end of the day, right?¬†The cheap fuck that lets somebody else pick up the tab, as usual… So yeah, a hearty FUCK YOU if you’re back here reading this, you lurking, thieving, freeloading pieces of garbage! FUCK YOU!

Addendum: If¬†the sarcasm¬†isn’t already clear to some of you dumbfucks, I’m merely having a little fun with a conclusion I long ago made: Around 97-98% of Ys “fans” just plain suck…¬†You suck, you really, truly do; there’s just no way around that fact… Now in response, you say that I suck, however, you got all my fucking patches, don’t you, assholes? But what do I got from you? That’s the point: A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF NOTHING! And in an ironic bit of a twist, I get the sense that a good portion of you really are pretty fucking miserable/angry, and it’s queer… I mean, I¬†have legitimate reasons¬†at being pissed having lost all that money after the Felghana leak, add to that the overall miserable donation frequency¬†since I’m stuck with over ten-to-fifteen thousand shits like you… See my¬†plight/situation¬†is understandable/tangible, yet you warez butt-pirating degenerates, you’re letting a few of my rants get sand in your vaginas?¬†Hehe, what is that all about my little darlings? Put a smile on that face for a change, will ya! =)

I mean, come on, why not instead just go butt-pirate yet another fucking videogame and enjoy yourselves with it rather than be caught dead wasting¬†ANY energy on little ole me and allowing some not-so-friendly comments on my blog to get under your fucking skins? Why are you so easily taking the bait is my question??? It’s just such a contradiction because fucks like you ought to be INSANELY happy; I mean, if you treat the Internet as one giant warez station and butt-pirate what you want, when you want, with little-to-no ethical boundaries and given all that software,¬†movies, & games (abandonware or not)¬†at your instant disposal,¬†you should, in theory, be pretty fucking happy douche bags, yet I find some of you to be as miserable as I am and *I’m* the one stuck with YOU as “fans…” Call me crazy, but this does not compute in my eyes. So what is it I wonder? Is it just such a shock¬†for you to being accurately called out as the cheap, spoiled, miserable, butt-pirating fucks that you are? “Waahh, waaah, he called *ME* a butt-pirate again!!! I’m NOT gonna stand for this shit!!!! FUCK YOU!!! AAHHHHHHHHAAAAH!!” You’re not used to it, to anybody ever actually calling you out on it and to such a degree as I have? What is it then?

See, all that I’ve been trying to say here is that if you’ve been reading my rants in full and getting worked up over them, haven’t you in effect just wasted precious pirating time by such a non-productive distraction? ūüėČ Hehe. You could’ve just clicked the links, downloaded whatever patches I made available, and then just run away like you assholes have always been doing for years! YOU KNOW, THE STATUS QUO!

*Sigh* Aaaah, my degenerates, you have no, no¬†idea how much you disgust me… Too strong a word you might say? Nope,¬†not for you. For you, utter disgust is just about right… You’re disgusting, repugnant, little thieving shits… Now some of you have come under the impression that my beef with you is your piracy in it of itself. I think clarification is needed here.¬†It’s not quite how you seem to have interpreted it…. You see, I would understand¬†a¬†2-3% donation frequency¬†if 99% of you were actually buying the Falcom game that my patches target. That makes sense cause then 99% of you having just spent $60-$100 on the game itself are feeling tapped out, so you’re reluctant to throw more money my way… So you grab the patch, a fraction of you might send me a thank you email, and then you run off… OK, fair enough, right? It’s defensible, understandable… I GET THAT… But you see, we both know that¬†the complete opposite is true of you my little darlings…

Some ~99% of you fuck Falcom over, just like 97-98% of you¬†fuck me over… And since THAT is the reality and has been for many years,¬†after a while, I got to thinking that that scenario is all wrong…¬†I started to think, you know,¬†it’s YOU that should be getting fucked over for a change! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU should be the one getting fucked over, NOT Falcom for all their work, and NOT me for all my work! Just YOU! The ungrateful, thankless, pirating, spoiled fucking pieces of garbage that you are! Just YOU! In principle, you should be stuck with that pirated copy in Japanese permanently or until you come up with an original down the road! THAT’S, THAT’S¬†WHAT I THINK, IDEALLY!

Do you kinda get it now, degenerates? You fucked Falcom over, saving yourself all that money ($60-$100) and yet you fuck me over as well for mere chump change and it’s not very defensible… I DON’T GET THAT… How is it that REAL Falcom fans that bought the game from Falcom wind up donating more per capita than the rest of you “fans” that pirated the game and thus¬†saved all that money? If Falcom asks $60+$20 for shipping, that’s what you gotta pay¬†which is tough on the wallet, so I understand you pirating because of that, but in my case, you can drop a $5, $10, $15, $20 or whatever and run away, but that’s not what you miserable freeloading fucks do, is it? Only 2-3% of you ever have which is FUCKING PATHETIC! So the fact is, you’re ASSHOLES! YOU’RE FUCKING ASSHOLES! How the fuck else should I interpret that behavior??? YOU FUCKING TELL ME!!!

In YOUR fucking greed, yes greed, you want it ALL and at your price tag ($0.00), yet you deserve NOTHING! NOTHING!¬†And doncha know, that’s exactly what you’ve gotten from me for the last 2 years! ¬†NOTHING!

After a couple of years of this SAME pattern of behavior by you¬†miserable pirating fucks, you can start to understand why I think most of you should get NOTHING and why only legit Falcom customers should be rewarded with getting to play the game in English. YOU YOU YOU, YESSSS, YOU, the butt-pirate should be the one getting fucked over for a change! It really isn’t that fucking hard to understand how I came to this position now that I’ve tried to explain it to you. Over the years, I guess you pieces of garbage must’ve thought that I wouldn’t have noticed your pattern of behavior, but YOU CLEARLY THOUGHT WRONG, ASSHOLES!

So there it is in its entirety… this is why Ys “fans” are, and forever will be, teh greatest! Congratulations once again, you fucking spoiled brats! Now, 1) if you fit the description of a Falcom butt-pirate as I have described it, 2) you actually read all of this rant, and 3) you now feel yourself getting very very angry, this is what you need to do: 1) Go back to the rest of the Internet from whence you came and be sure to never come back here (cause I have no use for the useless/worthless), 2) by all means, find something else to pirate and play so you can cool off (keep on filling those warez coffers), and 3) above all else, be happy! PUT A SMILE ON THAT WAREZ FACE!¬†=)